|"Hey Babbe. I bet I can have that top off in under 3 parsecs!"|
Von Patrick Bros Art Studios and Mechanized Patent Consolidation, Inc. consists of many soulless corporations owned by Baron Thaddeus Von Patrick IV (only child), who outsources all work to cheap Korean art slaves.
New Oceanican wing currently under adorable construction!
Art commissions: $500
Murder commissions: $600
Dragon Training commissions: $30
♥ Addy & RyRy
Current Residence: Cuorént Residancé
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Offensively midget sized
Print preference: Country sized
Favourite genre of music: metalbending
Favourite style of art: edible pizza art
Operating System: Surgerybot-9200
MP3 player of choice: YOURS! *tries to steal your MP3 player- just ends up falling over and crying for 4 hours*
Shell of choice: conch?
Wallpaper of choice: The splattered blood of 1000 innocents
Skin of choice: Pure breed gentleman skin
Favourite cartoon character: Gary Busey